239 Things.: Top 3 unresearched reasons to love naked almonds

Life Verses #4

Since God chose you to be the holy people he loves, you must clothe yourselves with tenderhearted mercy, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience. Make allowance for each other's faults, and forgive anyone who offends you. Remember, the Lord forgave you, so you must forgive others. Above all, clothe yourselves with love, which binds us all together in perfect harmony. And let the peace that comes from Christ rule in your hearts. For as members of one body you are called to live in peace. And always be thankful.
Let the message about Christ, in all its richness, fill your lives. Teach and counsel each other with all the wisdom he gives. Sing psalms and hymns and spiritual songs to God with thankful hearts. And whatever you do or say, do it as a representative of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks through him to God the Father.
Colossians 3:12-17

Life Verses #5

"Is anyone thirsty? Come and drink— even if you have no money!Come, take your choice of wine or milk— it's all free!
Why spend your money on food that does not give you strength? Why pay for food that does you no good?Listen to me, and you will eat what is good. You will enjoy the finest food.
"Come to me with your ears wide open. Listen, and you will find life.I will make an everlasting covenant with you. I will give you all the unfailing love I promised to David.
See how I used him to display my power among the peoples. I made him a leader among the nations.
You also will command nations you do not know, and peoples unknown to you will come running to obey,because I, the LORD your God, the Holy One of Israel, have made you glorious."
Seek the LORD while you can find him. Call on him now while he is near.
Let the wicked change their ways and banish the very thought of doing wrong.Let them turn to the LORD that he may have mercy on them. Yes, turn to our God, for he will forgive generously.
"My thoughts are nothing like your thoughts," says the LORD. "And my ways are far beyond anything you could imagine.
For just as the heavens are higher than the earth, so my ways are higher than your ways and my thoughts higher than your thoughts.
"The rain and snow come down from the heavens and stay on the ground to water the earth.They cause the grain to grow, producing seed for the farmer and bread for the hungry.
It is the same with my word. I send it out, and it always produces fruit.It will accomplish all I want it to, and it will prosper everywhere I send it.
You will live in joy and peace. The mountains and hills will burst into song, and the trees of the field will clap their hands!
Where once there were thorns, cypress trees will grow. Where nettles grew, myrtles will sprout up.These events will bring great honor to the LORD's name; they will be an everlasting sign of his power and love."
Isaiah 55

Life Verses #6

The heavens proclaim the glory of God. The skies display his craftsmanship.
Day after day they continue to speak; night after night they make him known.
They speak without a sound or word; their voice is never heard.
Yet their message has gone throughout the earth, and their words to all the world.God has made a home in the heavens for the sun.
It bursts forth like a radiant bridegroom after his wedding. It rejoices like a great athlete eager to run the race.
The sun rises at one end of the heavens and follows its course to the other end. Nothing can hide from its heat.
The instructions of the LORD are perfect, reviving the soul.The decrees of the LORD are trustworthy, making wise the simple.
The commandments of the LORD are right, bringing joy to the heart.The commands of the LORD are clear, giving insight for living.
Reverence for the LORD is pure, lasting forever.The laws of the LORD are true; each one is fair.
They are more desirable than gold, even the finest gold.They are sweeter than honey, even honey dripping from the comb.
They are a warning to your servant, a great reward for those who obey them.
How can I know all the sins lurking in my heart? Cleanse me from these hidden faults.
Keep your servant from deliberate sins! Don't let them control me.Then I will be free of guilt and innocent of great sin.
May the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heartbe pleasing to you, O LORD, my rock and my redeemer.
Psalm 19

Life Verses #7

When I think of all this, I fall to my knees and pray to the Father, the Creator of everything in heaven and on earth. I pray that from his glorious, unlimited resources he will empower you with inner strength through his Spirit. Then Christ will make his home in your hearts as you trust in him. Your roots will grow down into God's love and keep you strong. And may you have the power to understand, as all God's people should, how wide, how long, how high, and how deep his love is. May you experience the love of Christ, though it is too great to understand fully. Then you will be made complete with all the fullness of life and power that comes from God. Now all glory to God, who is able, through his mighty power at work within us, to accomplish infinitely more than we might ask or think. Glory to him in the church and in Christ Jesus through all generations forever and ever! Amen.
Ephesians 3:14-21

Monday, January 26, 2009

Top 3 unresearched reasons to love naked almonds

They taste so good
They save you on toilet paper
They're always available by the kg at Iki

I'm sure there are more reasons to like them...they're probably good for you and have certain vitamins that you need. But the 3 that I listed I came up with on my own. I didn't look anything up.

3 comments:

Laura said...: And by naked I mean...raw, unroasted, unsalted, natural.

They have a taste that is similar to the smell of almond extract.; January 26, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Laurel said...: toilet paper?; January 27, 2009 at 1:30 AM
Laura said...: I just find that I need to use less toilet paper when I have naked almonds in my diet. If I had to paint you a nice picture in two words I would say, "Clean poops."

:); January 27, 2009 at 12:32 PM

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