Two Quotes that I deleted off my facebook in an effort to wean myself from its grasps.

"I think that the choice is clear. Oprah Winfrey. You can see a lot of similarities. We're both geniuses, we're both incredibly wealthy, and we've both started schools in Africa." (on who would play herself in a movie on her life)
-Mary Lynn Rajskub


"How long have you been working here?"
"I don't know. Time is a cruel mistress."
(Spinal Tap Live Earth Tour)